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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Ask me about my litter! !

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Please feel free to browse."

"I wonder what this was for."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

A complimentary biscuit

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

The dead sea scrolls

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."