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"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Do you come here often?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'