Contact Collector Pillows

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Do you come here often?'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'