Contact Lens Collector T-Shirts

"Kevin got contacts."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

An Unexpected Guest.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Beanirrito"

"Nuts to you, too."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

"I know your mother."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Antique Selfie

Drinking Hats

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'