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"Could you aim that down and a little to the left? I dropped my contact."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Miserable selfie

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'

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