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Lost (Where is my contact lens?)

At the very first drive-thru Contact Lens Cleaner Hut

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Glance Exchange

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Technology and Love

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'No cheating'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"I feel so seen right now."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Children and technolohgy

Phone Mittens

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Please, George...not here!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

Phone generation.

"Oh, hello darling..."