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Lost (Where is my contact lens?)

At the very first drive-thru Contact Lens Cleaner Hut

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Glance Exchange

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'No cheating'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"I feel so seen right now."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Phone Mittens

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Children and technolohgy

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"Please, George...not here!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Phone generation.

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."