Contact Lens Newbie T-Shirts

Contact Sport Lens.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'No cheating'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

School of Ophthalmology letter jacket.

"You're dewy-eyed."

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

"You need glasses, dear."

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

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'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'