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"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Are you trying to maintain class control with eye contact, or are your contact lenses bothering you?'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

It appears that the victim was a nerd

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."