Contact Lens Wearer Gifts

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Are you trying to maintain class control with eye contact, or are your contact lenses bothering you?'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Wow! He must really work out!'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"Have you seen my eyes?"

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

It appears that the victim was a nerd