Contact Lens Wearers Club Gifts

'Sorry, lost a contact lens in the kitchen.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"I found your contact lens."

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

From now on. I put my contacts in myself, thank you very much.

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'

"You know those eyeballl rotations you do to relieve computer eye-strain...don't do them in front of customers"

Contact Sport Lens.

'Bob! I lost a contact while grabbing our bag!'