Contact Lens Enthusiasts Gifts

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Glance Exchange

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'No cheating'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'I think we're out of focus.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'