Contact Lens Lover Gifts

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I think we're out of focus.'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

Murder photographs.