Contact Lens Hero Gifts

'A pair of contact lenses?'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Music Freak.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."