Contact Lens Navigator Gifts

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Celestial Navigation

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'