Contact Lens Finder Gifts

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'I think we're out of focus.'

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Was the flash too bright?'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'