Contact Lens Finder Pillows

"I found your contact lens."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'I think we're out of focus.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

'Was the flash too bright?'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"