Contact Lens Hero Pillows

'A pair of contact lenses?'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Listening to Coldplay.

Don't have a hot flush....

Music Freak.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"I found your contact lens."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

From now on. I put my contacts in myself, thank you very much.

'Sorry, lost a contact lens in the kitchen.'

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."