Headset Hero Pillows

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

I love Basketball.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Smile

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Football.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Music Freak.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Planner at work.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"What an amazing view!"

Athletic Darwinism.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

A man working on a model airplane

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Mount Everest.

'I can't dunk.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver