Headset Hero Pillows

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"We are currently experiencing high call volumes..."

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

I love Basketball.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Listening to Coldplay.

Smile

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Music Freak.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"What an amazing view!"

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

Athletic Darwinism.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

A man working on a model airplane