High-tech Hero Enthusiast Pillows

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Cow of BEEF

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Froh

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Batman - Face ID