Techie Hero Pillows

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Now right-click on the icon."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

'So are you seeing anyone?'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Service Call Showdown

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.