Hacking Hero Pillows

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Golfing Bishop.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Wallpapering with Nails

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Computer Crimes

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.