Techie Hero Gifts

Batman wearing VR goggles

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Cyberwarfare

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Recycling bin for iPads.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Now right-click on the icon."

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

Service Call Showdown

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."