It Hero Gifts

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

"I could get used to working remotely."

In - Out - Pending.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Covid and Restarting School

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'