'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'
Contact Lens Detective Gifts
If you know someone obsessed with contact lenses and detective work, our collection combines humor and creativity to match their unique personality. From witty mugs to clever prints, find a gift that celebrates their keen eye for detail and love of discovery. Perfect for those who see the world through a different lens and love a good mystery, our gifts highlight their inquisitive spirit and meticulous personality in a fun, lighthearted way.
'I'm busy looking for my contact lens so I can look for the remote.'
Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!
"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
Shrink
'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'
'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'
"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."
'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'
'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'
"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"
"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"
"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"
"You've always been a poor listener Harold."
"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."
Contacts vs. Glasses
'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'
Roseanne4
Home Business - Overnight Delivery.
"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"
Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.
Sale. Everything Must Go.
"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"
"We keep this section closed off."
'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'
"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."
'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'
"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!
Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.
From now on. I put my contacts in myself, thank you very much.
"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"
'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'
"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
Contact Lens Detective Gifts Collection
Contact Lens Detective Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the contact lens detective in your life. Add humor and personality to their coffee breaks with these fun and witty designs.
Contact Lens Detective Pillows
Bring comfort and fun to their space with our contact lens detective pillows. Perfect for fans of humor and eye-catching designs alike.
Contact Lens Detective Prints
Decorate their environment with our contact lens detective prints. Elegant and witty, these artworks celebrate their passion for detail and discovery.
Contact Lens Detective T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that speaks to the contact lens detective? Browse our witty and creative designs that showcase their love for detail and curiosity in style.