Contact Lens Enthusiast Gifts

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Glance Exchange

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

From now on. I put my contacts in myself, thank you very much.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."