Contact Lens Enthusiast Mugs

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Glance Exchange

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now."

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'