Contact Lens Explorer Mugs

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Crayo-Blah

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"The doctor will see you now."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.