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'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"The doctor will see you now."

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'