Contact Lenses Gifts

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'A pair of contact lenses?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

"I found your contact lens."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'Sorry, lost a contact lens in the kitchen.'

"You have to give him back to his team once you're through playing with him!"

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."