Contact Lens Caper Gifts

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."