Contact Lens Caper Prints

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

From now on. I put my contacts in myself, thank you very much.

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."