Contact Lens Wearers Gifts

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Wow! He must really work out!'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"Have you seen my eyes?"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.