Contact Lens Wearers Pillows

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!