Contact Lens Wearers Club Pillows

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"Heres comes my two weeks in Acapulco!"

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'

"You know those eyeballl rotations you do to relieve computer eye-strain...don't do them in front of customers"

Contact Sport Lens.

At the very first drive-thru Contact Lens Cleaner Hut