Quirky Contact Lens Owner Gifts

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."