Quirky Optometrist Gifts

Opticians.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Quick! 5-second rule!

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

Plastic Surgery

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

'You're not my usual doctor.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Sewing for Dummies.

Dr. Potato Head

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.