Quirky Car Owner Gifts

'It's unusual, but the manufacturer guarantees you'll never have your car stolen.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: I think I prefer the dice.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"I brake for all Police Cars."

Dog Walking Services

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Man whistles while driving his car.

Parts of an automobile

'We've found the problem...'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

"It runs on helium."

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Have you installed the heater?

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Have you got it in beige?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Seatbelt Use

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

"First."

The Off-Roading Commuter

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"