Quirky Car Owners Gifts

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Cats on Board.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Parts of an automobile

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"It runs on helium."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

The Off-Roading Commuter

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Man driving very small car

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

"I brake for all Police Cars."

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Hog Wash.