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Cats on Board.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Parts of an automobile

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"It runs on helium."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

The Off-Roading Commuter

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Man driving very small car

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

"I brake for all Police Cars."

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"