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'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"One year closer to college!"

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'