Quirky Car Buyer Prints

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"One year closer to college!"

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"While our 'Haggle Apps' negotiate a price, let's go have a cup of coffee."