Anxious Car Buyer T-Shirts

Every car I ever buy is a lemon phobia.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rising Gas Prices

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Thatched roof car.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'