Quirky Car Shopper T-Shirts

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Cats on Board.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Top model

(Direct to the Consumer)

Parts of an automobile

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Millipede motorist

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Got any cud flavour?'