Quirky Car Shopper Gifts

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Cats on Board.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Jumble Sale

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Top model

(Direct to the Consumer)

Parts of an automobile

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Millipede motorist

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.