Car Shopping Critic Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful yet funny gift for the car shopping critic in your life? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their keen eye and love for critiquing rides. Perfect for those who enjoy making their opinions known with humor and style, these items add personality to their everyday routines and garage debates.

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'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .' mockup

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

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'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.' mockup

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

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'I love to see you all so busy!'

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"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.' mockup

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

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"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation." mockup

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

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'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!' mockup

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

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'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.' mockup

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

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All you'd expect in a British car! mockup

All you'd expect in a British car!

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It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you. mockup

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

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The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network mockup

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

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If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here. mockup

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

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"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs." mockup

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

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"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ." mockup

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

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"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?" mockup

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

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"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work." mockup

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

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'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.' mockup

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

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Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it! mockup

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

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"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest." mockup

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

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"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation." mockup

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

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"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out." mockup

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

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'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.' mockup

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

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"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!" mockup

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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"We breed them for aggressiveness." mockup

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

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'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!' mockup

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

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'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.' mockup

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings! mockup

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

"I like everything about the car except it's expression." mockup

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

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'It goes with your eyes.'

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The development of cars.

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"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats." mockup

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

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Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.' mockup

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

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Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'. mockup

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

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"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us." mockup

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

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Car Shopping Critic Gifts Collection

Car Shopping Critic Mugs

Explore our full range of humor-filled mugs perfect for the car shopping critic, and bring a smile to their face every morning.

Car Shopping Critic Pillows

Find the ideal pillow for adding a bit of fun to any space—ideal for those who love their cars and a good laugh.

Car Shopping Critic Prints

Browse our humorous prints that celebrate the car critic in your life, perfect for decorating their favorite space with personality.

Car Shopping Critic T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts designed for car enthusiasts and critics alike—perfect for making a style statement with humor.