'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'
Car Industry Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a car industry critic's sharp wit and passion for automobiles? Our collection offers clever, creative products that speak to their automotive opinions, whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints. Surprise them with a gift that’s as bold as their critiques and as fun as their love for cars. From humorous takes on engine troubles to satirical road signs, find something that truly drives their enthusiasm and sense of humor.
Humans...What is their purpose?
The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'
'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'
I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.
Big oil.
A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.
"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"
"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."
"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"
"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."
'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'
"Cash for clunkers 2.0"
Think - But not too much.
'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'
Flowers of Pollution
Some other drugs you may enjoy.
'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'
"I like everything about the car except it's expression."
"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."
"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."
The development of cars.
"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."
Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.
Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard
'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'
Car sales.
"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."
Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.
"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"
"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"
Car Industry Critic Gifts Collection
Car Industry Critic Mugs
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Car Industry Critic Pillows
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Car Industry Critic Prints
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Car Industry Critic T-Shirts
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