"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."
Auto Industry Critics Gifts
Are you searching for a gift that captures the humor and sharp insights of auto industry critics? Our collection features items that celebrate your love for car culture and clever critique. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, each piece adds a humorous twist to automotive commentary, perfect for enthusiasts and skeptics alike.
"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"
General Motors.
Stimulus bust
"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'
Gas Pedal Sticking?
Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.
A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.
Bailout for General Motors.
"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."
Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.
"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."
"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."
'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'
"Cash for clunkers 2.0"
'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'
"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."
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'Just came in. It's a repo.'
'Driverless cars are coming.'
800 Billion Dollar Bailout.
"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"
Crash test dummy unemployed begging.
Ford and General Motors go over the cliff.
Chrysler.
Where's the difference?
"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."
Toyota executive does stand-up comedy: 'We got a solution to those sticking gas pedals - a Chevy!'
Car sales.
Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.
"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"
"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."
Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard
'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'
"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."
Auto Industry Critics Gifts Collection
Auto Industry Critics Mugs
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Auto Industry Critics Pillows
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