Auto Industry Critics Gifts

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Stimulus bust

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

'Driverless cars are coming.'

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

Where's the difference?

Car sales.

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."