Auto Industry Critic Gifts

Econo Air-bag

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

Big oil.

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

Flowers of Pollution

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Chrysler.

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Where's the difference?

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Car sales.

"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."