Auto Industry Critic Pillows

Econo Air-bag

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Flowers of Pollution

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Where's the difference?

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Car sales.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"