Auto Industry Commentator Pillows

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Nice smile.'

"I've solved our chip shortage."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Driving a Lemon.

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"I don’t get it, Jenkins. What are they getting right about employee morale over at the toy factory that we here at JG & Sons Puppy Coffins are getting wrong?"

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

Car sales.

'We've decided to relocate you to our office in the Far East, where you'll work in sweatshop conditions for a pittance.'